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Now, Rodwan met Saiful three days earlier and these two exchanged at least eight phone calls. Nevertheless, no police report was made until Saiful had visited two hospitals -- three days later. Why engage in eight phone calls and have a secret meeting with Rodwan in a hotel room, and only after visits to two hospitals does Saiful make his police report?

Let us look at the timeline again.

1) Saiful and Rodwan speak over the phone at least eight times over a few days.
2) At 2.30pm on 25 June 2008, Saiful and Rodwan meet in room 619 of the Concorde Hotel in Kuala Lumpur.
3) On 26 June 2008, Saiful’s ass allegedly gets ‘raped’ by Anwar.
4) At 2.00pm on 28 June 2008, Saiful goes to Pusat Rawatan Islam (Pusrawi, a ‘halal’ hospital) to complain that he can’t shit. He tells the doctor he can’t shit because someone buggered his asshole -- whereas that would instead have made it easier for him to shit.
5) The doctor peeps into Saiful’s asshole and discovers that his asshole is still as virgin as Raja Petra Kamarudin’s.
6) The doctor then suggests, for purposes of the police report, he goes to a government hospital for a second opinion.
7) However, instead of getting a second opinion, Saiful goes to the pondok polis at the hospital to lodge a police report. Sources in Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL) say that no second medical examination was done whereas the police say it was. Considering that the police report was made within an hour or two after Saiful left the first hospital, it is highly likely the hospital is telling the truth while the police are lying.

It must be noted that Saiful met the police BEFORE the so-called sodomy act took place. The sodomy was supposed to have happened on 26 June while Saiful met the police on 25 June. And it was not until 28 June that he went to hospital and made the police report a couple of hours later. And all this culminated not only after the secret meeting in the hotel room on 25 June but after eight phone calls as well.

If Saiful was sodomised, would he not tell Rodwan about it during the secret meeting in room 619 of the Concorde Hotel on 25 June 2008? And why in the first place did they meet in secret in room 619 of the Concorde Hotel on 25 June 2008? Should they not be meeting in a police station or in the police headquarters? And, most important of all, would you not want to meet the police AFTER instead of before the so-called sodomy took place (never mind whether the meeting is in secret in a hotel room or conducted the right way, in a police station)?

Would anyone in his or her right mind believe this latest sodomy allegation? Okay, I said ‘right mind’. Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi wants the police to charge Anwar while the Cabinet is against it. The Cabinet feels there is no evidence, not only to convict Anwar, but even to charge him in the first place. But Abdullah wants the police to pursue the case and to charge Anwar. As I said, no one in his right mind would believe the allegation against Anwar but then Abdullah is not a person known to be in his right mind.

And why does Abdullah want so much for the police to charge Anwar? Simple: because his Deputy, Najib Tun Razak, would invariably get dragged into this whole mess. The police have recorded both Najib’s and his wife’s statements under Section 112. So that means Najib and Rosmah would both have to take the witness stand to testify during the course of the trial. Once that happens, everything will flow freely like shit through an asshole that’s been sodomised.

During the course of Anwar’s impending trial, Malaysians will be told of the link Saiful has with Mumtaz Jaafar. Malaysians will also be told who Mumtaz Jaafar is and what her ‘special’ links with Rosmah are. Further to that, Malaysians will be told about the relationship between Najib’s Special Officer, Khairul Anas, and Saiful -- and the less than manly reputation these two buggers had while still in school. Yes, the excitement and kinky sex that is going to spill over from this trial will cause Astro to lose a lot of business.

The Anwar sodomy trial will hurt Najib more than it will hurt Anwar. At the end of the trial the court will declare that there is not enough evidence to secure a conviction. It will be a long five or six years but eventually Anwar will be free. However, during the course of the five- to six-year trial, Anwar will have to sit in jail because he will be denied bail. Yes, Anwar will be free in the end, but only after spending five to six years in jail without bail.